Horoscopes for October 29, 2011

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!   Thank goodness you weren’t a Halloween baby! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Cravings will rule your day… in the morning, you will want sweets… you will crave something sour in the evening.  Compromise and get some Sweet & Sour Chicken at lunch! Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) You are welcome, just not in the toy department at Walmart. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) A herd of cattle will gather in your back yard.  You will not be able to sleep because of the sound, not to mention the smell.  But think of what this will do for your yard come springtime. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Tap on your monitor if you would like to know what the day will hold for you.  We have a messenger waiting to hand deliver your horoscope, but they will only come out if they hear your tap. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Valuable time will be lost as you comb through the candy haul looking for the Butterfingers that aren’t there. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Black Friday is just around the corner.  Get your planner ready now.  One store will be starting their sale at 11:59 pm the night before. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) SSDD! Leo (July 23 – August 22) You will hear a sneeze come from the kitchen of your lunchtime restaurant.  Cancel your order and go elsewhere. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Take the three items you cannot live without wherever you go today.  You will get stuck for a long, long time and will need your comfort items to get by.  Be sure that you tell those that you love, that you do.  It will be a while before you get to do so again. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Raise your glass if you’re all wrong in all the right ways. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Save the planet.  Wear a dirty shirt! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Painting yourself into a corner isn’t so easy.  You will find out when you accomplish that feat later today!]]]]> ]]>