Horoscopes for November 9, 2011

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  You think you are so special with your huge birthday celebration. What? No big celebration? Then carry on and wipe that tear from your eye. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Bring extra tissues. you are going to have random spurts of laughter, but mostly it will be a down day. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Some say variety is the spice of life. We say it’s Tony’s Chacheres. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Don’t yell at all of the crazy drivers, you could strain you vocal chords. You have a horn, use it…often. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Walk, do not run. We’ve seen you run and it ain’t pretty. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Feel free to get a second opinion. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Nobody will even notice your new hair style. Why bother. Just get out of the bed and go. Bet they’ll notice then. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Whenever someone asks you for directions, tell them to go to the river and turn left. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Many will try. And many will succeed. Not you, but many. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Today is the birthday of the founder of TaeKwon Do. Celebrate buy kicking some butt. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Listen up! You may hear something marvelous. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Have you heard? Bird is, in fact, the word. Know it, Love it, Respect it. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You had a chance at happiness, but Match.com decided that you were just too weird to be a suitable match for anybody.]]]]> ]]>