Joke of the Day – October 18, 2011

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids… The children began to identify the flavors of lifesavers by their color: Red………………..Cherry Yellow……………..Lemon Green……………….Lime Orange …………… Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!’ The teacher had to leave the room!]]]]> ]]>